Posted 5 days ago
If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.
Stephen Colbert
Posted 1 week ago
would you rather have sex with some girl you don't know at all or someone you love like a sister?
Anonymous asked

Some girl I don’t know at all.

Definitely. 

Easy question.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
leedle leedle leedle leedle
Anonymous asked

Thank you.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

The Avengers was fucking perfect.

Posted 2 weeks ago

MUTHAFUCKING THANOS, BITCH!!!

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

Posted 3 weeks ago